My friend Faye works at a bookstore,
and she knows how to find the best porn. It's in the Literature
section, under the author name “Anonymous”. Most of it was
written during the Victorian era, and whatever their reputatations,
those Victorians had some dirty minds!
The year I graduate from college, I
decide I am done being a good girl and being alone all the time. I
want to be a bad girl and have some fun. I go to the B. Dalton
bookstore at the mall, and I buy myself some porn. I buy The
Story of O, which is frankly, boring. I buy Fanny Hill
(which, it turns out, is all about “nasty stuff” after
all). That one's pretty good, but the best book I buy is a Victorian
novel about a brother and sister who's governess turns them on to
spanking. That's the one I read over and over. I learn how to
masturbate, to that book (and masturbation, it turns out, is pretty
darn good). I keep it under the mattress when I'm visiting my
parents. Then when the visit's over and I'm back at home, I just
leave it out where anyone can see it.
